Chris Green

Another original Monkey and another number 3 dancer. He’s a bit of a perfectionist – a fact that has contributed greatly to the team’s trophy collection; somebody has to make sure we do it properly - though he’s been away from the fold for a while now.

He is also one of the ‘Stone Monkey Two’ who spent the night in a Romanian police station, just in case you thought he was the sensible one.

Professionally Chris is a teacher in a village school.