Dave Mortin

Like Doug, Dave found out about the Monkeys through the Internet and joined after accidentally pressing the "z" key several times. Although what he was really looking for is manufactured in Indonesia he went along to the workshop weekend regardless and the rest is a terrible misunderstanding which he is sure will be cleared up if only people could be sensible. Dave has recently been dancing at number 5 and can manage his half of the double tumble providing inconvenient windowsills, fruit machines and pub tables are moved out of the way first. He works for a small family firm in Derby that make jet engines.